Information Technology - Science Says Today’s Women Are Fatter Because They Don’t Do Enough Housework

By - Maurice
Category - Information Technology
Source - http://www.barstoolsports.com

Information Technology

Women’s waists have expanded by six inches in the past 60 years because they do less housework, research suggests. In 1952, the average waist of a middle-aged female measured 28 inches – as they burnt off around 1,000 calories a day doing chores around the home. But now with a range of high-tech cleaning gadgets to hand, and the local cleaning service on speed dial the average middle is 34 inches. A recent study also discovered that the average pair of women’s trousers is four inches bigger than they were 40 years ago. A size 10 waist has grown from 24 inches back in 1975 to 28 inches now. The findings mean women who are a size 10 now would have had to buy size 14 trousers in 1975. And those who were size 14 then would be an unflattering size 18 now. According to fashion experts, clothes makers have stretched sizes out over the past four decades, to hide the fact women are slowly getting bigger and bigger.

 

And this is based on British research, I can only assume that American women are at least twice as fat as those broads. Turns out all our “back to the kitchen” talk isn’t just sexist, but practical health advice. It’s a lifestyle choice, ladies. Do you want to be fat and gross and have a job or would you rather chill at home pushing around a 50 lb vacuum and looking like Marilyn Monroe?

A 34 inch waist being the average for women completely melts my brain. I’M a 34 waist and I’m a full-grown 6’6″ man. Where do these Roomba-using maid service dialers get off having the same size waist as me? I’ve literally sat in a chair staring at a computer screen at every job I’ve had for the past 5 years, and still wear the same size. Conclusion? Bitches be eatin’.

Finally, how dare women’s designers change the meaning of the sizes? Shit doesn’t work that way for us. Can’t just be making clothes bigger and calling it the same size to save some fat woman’s feelings. It’s better she sob about her muffintop today than need a quadrouple bypass tomorrow.

Something’s gotta be going on between fast food companies and clothing designers.

Source -http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/science-says-todays-women-are-fatter-because-they-dont-do-enough-housework/